Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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