Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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