told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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