For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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