So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
My pussy is not your playground.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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