i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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