so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Randomize
