i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
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