Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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