i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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