If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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