Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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