ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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