goodnight i made you a song goodbye
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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