It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
that's an acceptable place to lick
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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