My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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