4 words: hood of his car
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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