IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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