I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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