I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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