We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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