Walk of Shame. In a state park.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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