There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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