That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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