Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I think a kid would responsible me up
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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