You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
