Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
True college students do jello shots in the library
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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