I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
we made out on top of his cat.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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