How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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