After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
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