What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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