Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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