You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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