You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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