Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
NoShamevember. You game?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
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