was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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