piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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