ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I want to fling myself into the sun
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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