what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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