Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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