you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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