no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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