if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
People with herpes should wear stickers.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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