I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
You know, be my cock's hype man.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
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