in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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