I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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