Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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