i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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