thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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