Will you blow on my dice?
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
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